Commonly Asked Questions:
Who are you?	Rick and James were both born and raised in the wild... Rick by wolves, and James by a wild pack of hyenas. As they grew, both discovered the twisted capabilities of the human mind, and how little the average person actually makes use of this wonderful capacity we all have. This resulted in many, many adventures for our heroes, but that is a story for another time.
Who is Who?	It's Rick on the left, and James on the right, or is that Rick on the right, and James on the left? Which is which? With twins, it's sometimes very difficult to tell.
Who does what?	Yes
Why do you write such gross songs?	Because we can.
Do you ever write 'normal' songs?	Why should we? Actually this answer is probably best described in comparison to fire and napalm... both rather tame by themselves(OK, one is more weird than the other, but hey..), but when you combine them... whew.... or would that be .. wow... or maybe.. hmmm....
Do your parents know what you do?	NO, and if you tell them, we may have to do something drastic... like write a song about YOU!!!!
What are the inspirational motivations for the music you write?	HUH? Does that mean we can have another beer?
Really, who writes the music, and who writes the lyrics?.. Really...	Yes
So with your newfound fame and superstardom, what are your plans going forward?	...uh... like,... does that mean we can have another beer?
Have you ever been compared to the Beatles?	Yes, but not favorably.
Why do you make fun ot the Aggies?	Because ... it's so DAMN EASY.....
How do you write your songs?	Usually, with pen and paper.
Which one is the most talented?	He is....
Do consider yourselves selling out to commercialism?	... duh... as the immortal Frank Zappa once said.. "We're only in it for the money"
What is your favorite song?	Really, uh... like, I'm not kidding... can we have another beer?
What do you guys listen to?	Those little voices in our heads.
What kind of things will you sell on your merchandising site?	Whatever ain't nailed down.
Did you two grow up in Austin?	Not yet...
If you are swimming down Madison Avenue in a canoe and your back bumper falls off, how many ice cream cones would it take to fill a dog house?	47... There's no fuzz on a football...